stream:

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

podencos:

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

sixpenceee:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

ckmcmxcvi:

fukkce:

LORD, PLEASEEEEEEE

i hollered

so-nacho-salza:

loveshackbaby:

sixpenceee:

This swing at a park was swinging vigorously while everything else stayed perfectly still…

THAT’S A BIG OL PILE OF NOPE

I thought that was a child on it but NOPE ITS EMPTY

nibelreactor:

latenightthing:

Seems about right.

FUCKHANDS MCMIKE

i-think-youll-like-this:

When the squad has to take the bus

purplebuddhaproject:

“You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.”

— Iyanla Vanzant
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

tisfan:

thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

greenbaconsmoothie:

uberfluss:

uberfluss:

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he’s working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he’s working with something that gives. them a blue tone they’re gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

shaelit:

livingintheshallows:

no-url-ideas-tho:

no-url-ideas-tho:

I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know

Or, even better: A character that used to have the reputation of being terrifyingly powerful but nowadays is seen as totally harmless and no one believes that they could have ever been that terrifyingly powerful until they show what they are truly capable of.

Reason #98765432134567 why I love The Queen’s Thief series